February 2012
kiraboshi:
i’m sorry for being really bad at conversations i just don’t have anything to say that’s how boring i am
Friend: Don't worry that special person is going to come along and love you.
Me: I think that special person got run over by a truck.
ryan seacrest: this week, to spice things up a bit, the person with the lowest amount of votes will be publicly executed
snookidoughicecream:
In other news, an 11 year old girl was kidnapped today. Authorities say she was (Taken with Instagram)
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is there even a point to anything anymore? i wanna give up.
obesitycore:
plot twist
the mannequin does not belong to jack
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i don’t really think i’m good enough for anyone.
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how to be attractive: a book i’ve never read
mychemicalnachos:
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you have to pee.
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i don’t want to go to school ever again
because everyone there sucks
